"Hey, what-- what're you-- hey--!"

He manages to take a few staggering steps before he finds his face full of t-shirt, and he stops in his tracks, trying to shake his head free. Finally he just stands there, emanating sarcasm.

"Oh yeah, that's great, cover the eyes of the guy who's holding you like four feet off the ground, yeah, good move, honey, it ain't like I'm gonna fall over or drop you 'cause I can't see or anything."