Buck all you want, Tommy. You're not-dating a cowgirl.

A cowgirl who, with a wicked laugh, immediately pounces upon him while he's distracted, straddling him and clenching tight. He'll have a devil of a time getting her off of him now, so she concentrates on digging her fingers into his ribs.

"Y'didn't say puh-lease!"

Deft fingers skitter over his bare skin.