Cup of coffee in hand, he leans back in his chair. "You wanna know why it's not wonderful? Lemme tell you why. Take me on my worst day -- the boozing, the swearing, the carousing, basically all the seven deadly sins -- age that by eighty-two years, add incontinence, and that's what my dad's like. Don't get me wrong, I love the guy, and yeah, he was a war hero, yeah, he was a firefighter, but goddamn, he's a son of a bitch."
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"Nah-uh. Not wonderful."
Cup of coffee in hand, he leans back in his chair. "You wanna know why it's not wonderful? Lemme tell you why. Take me on my worst day -- the boozing, the swearing, the carousing, basically all the seven deadly sins -- age that by eighty-two years, add incontinence, and that's what my dad's like. Don't get me wrong, I love the guy, and yeah, he was a war hero, yeah, he was a firefighter, but goddamn, he's a son of a bitch."