Strawberry syrup was probably invented just so that men could watch women lick it from their lips. (Same thing with maraschino cherries, which serve no other purpose than to make men stare at women while they eat them.)

"Glad you think so. This much sugar's probably gonna keep you up all night, but it's definitely worth it."

He innocently swipes a smudge of cheese off the back of his thumb with the tip of his tongue. What? This cheesecake is gold. Every morsel must be savored.