It's not exactly the most dignified position, for either of them, really, but they've pretty much already barreled past dignity. Maybe they'll both look back on this someday and laugh.

Yep.

And oh, that sensitive white Irish ass can definitely feel that faint tickle of her fingertip, and he grits his teeth in response as a shiver runs up his spine.

He then tugs his briefs back up, because he's not shuffling across the room with half his rear end out, and he is so not bending over to get the first aid kit like that either. What was that about dignity?

After handing over the kit to her, he turns and pulls his shorts back down, same as before. "I didn't think it was that bad. I guess it's just the chafing that's makin' it worse. Gonna have a helluva time explaining to the guys at the firehouse why I can only sit on the left side of my ass."

A beat, as he glances over his shoulder at her. "Learning how to ride sidesaddle?" he snorts.