"Oh, well, that's awesome." His voice is absolutely slathered with sarcasm. "Sure, I can get on a horse. Sure, I can ride the damn thing, and sure, I can even steer it. But gettin' off? Naaaaah. Listen, if you don't mind, I'll just lie here for a while until, y'know, I die of embarrassment. It shouldn't take that long. I'm sure you'll get back to the bar by lunchtime."