He could at that, not to mention that a lady wearing britches catches the eye. Along with that duster, that hat, and them boots.

At least it gives him the good sense not to make any remarks on how it'd be far too heavy for a lady to handle on her own, but only as the absence of skirts usually tells tale of an abundance of spirit.

(And nobody wants to get shot today.)

"She's gonna be heavier than your average bicycle, yes ma'am. But even this old gal's been made for comfort; this here steam engine is lightweight, precision design distributin' her weight just right so she ain't gonna be unwieldy."